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We've Time Traveled Back To 2012 And John Krasinski Is People's Sexiest Man Of The Year

I don't exactly HATE this. John is a hot man, a sexy man. That is undeniable. Is he THE sexiest man alive? Not in my opinion! I just don't understand how they thought this pick would make sense. It would make sense in 2012 - 2015. I just don't think John is that culturally relevant right now! I feel like there are so many other options that would be perfect and culturally relevant. 

Like, Pedro Pascal or Paul Mescal. They are starring in Gladiator 2 which is coming out in a couple weeks. They are both SEXY and in the press right now! Or Glen Powell. A lot of people thought it was gonna be Glen based off the year he has been having. Glen Powell is the new IT guy of movies, and everyone is insanely obsessed with him. 

Listen, John if you're reading this, you are hot. You are sexy. He is also really funny, so he really is the full package. I just don't know if this year was supposed to be your year!