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Doug Pederson Isn't Going To Explain Game-Ending Interceptions To The Media Because He Basically Thinks They Are Too Dumb To Figure It Out

Here's the play for any of the dummies who think they can figure it out

Impossible to tell what happened! Guess we'll never know since Doug Pederson is going to refuse to answer questions about this. Then again, this is a man who knows he's fired. I wouldn't be surprised if he answers all questions like this going forward. What does he have to lose? Everyone in the world knows he's about to lose his job at some point here. Not like he needs to impress Jacksonville, they are a garbage team. They aren't good - Trevor Lawrence or Mac Jones back there. 

This is where we need answers though. Every reporter should submit an answer to Doug Pederson and see who gets it right. If people get it right, he can't hide behind the anger of losing (again). If everyone gets it wrong, Pederson gets an extension. Laugh out loud funny the dude who picked it broke out the entire Raygun dance though. Nailed it better than she did at the Olympics. Just a brutal way to lose against a team who couldn't even score a touchdown.

This is a message for the media though. Don't you dare ask Doug Pederson what happened, we're all too dumb to figure it out.