Remember Stranger Things? Almost Three Years Since The Latest Episode, We Finally Have a Teaser For 2025's Series Finale

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Remember Stranger Things? Odds are if you watch the show, like this guy does, you don't remember where the series left off. That's what happens when you go three years without a season. From what I remember, Season 4 was awesome and set up the finale very well. It ended with you wanting to know what happened next. That's a good sign they know what they're doing. I just couldn't tell much right now about what actually happened since it's been so long. But like the schmucks that we are, we'll rewatch the previous episodes to catch ourselves up, give Netflix double the clicks, just to be ready to watch more. We're stupid, and we don't hide it. 

Any who, the final season of Stranger Things is set to come out next year. It'll take place a year in the show from where we left off. Today we got a teaser which really didn't do a whole lot but reveal the names of the episodes. Yeah, I really roped you in with that title. There's no footage of anything here, just words. 

Oh wait, we have these four still images which I'm sure will change your day for the better. 

I'm definitely excited to see this story come to an end. The final episode seemingly puts a bow on the story with the title. You've got this simple brain hooked. 

I'm looking forward to seeing which characters suffer terrible, excruciatingly painful deaths. And there better be a bunch of them. I need major characters dead. But three years between seasons is tough to keep my genuine interest. Will I watch? Like the fool that I am, but they needed to speed this up. For christ's sakes, Millie Bobby Brown is now a grown up, married woman. 

This was her during season 1!

She's gotta be so sick of this shit and can't wait for it to be over. Money talks though. This series catapulted her career along with the rest of the cast. I now look forward to things Joe Keery is in because of how like-able he comes off in this series.

Millie started this thing when she was a pre-teen. Now she's an adult and dare I say quite attractive. Not sure how they're supposed to play off she's still this little teenager in the series, but I'll be there like the sucker I am to watch. 2025 it is. 

Please keep Drake away from this woman.