A Woman Is Going Viral Explaining Her Date With A 45 Year Old Who Left $100 On The Table And Walked Out After She Ordered Lamb Chops, Oysters, And Crab Fried Rice After He Only Ordered A Drink

Every week I feel like I see a new story going viral of a man who left a date because the girl brought someone with, she ordered 48 oysters like that one viral story in Atlanta a few months ago, or some other outrageous dating experience. "Story time of how my date left me at the restaurant" never really seemed to be a thing before TikTok, but here we are in society today:

I'll save you a little bit of time because there's 4 videos here from this woman spanning over 10 minutes, but essentially she told this 45 year old man she went on a date with that she wanted to go to a steakhouse. He took her to *checks notes* Eddie V's which seems to be a national chain prime/seafood restaurant, where she proceeded to order this spread:

Hilarious interaction in the background there where it seems like she's responding to him asking if she really just ordered all that food by saying "this is usually how I order". Besides, is there even universal proper etiquette for ordering on a first date, especially one at a steakhouse? If you find a sucker willing to spend $159 (the total cost of her meal) on you while you sit there sipping a $16 old fashioned, then more power to you. 

The only real answer here is that everyone involved is embarrassed at the situation, including the woman who has to go on social media to millions of people and admit she had to pay the rest of the bill after he left $100 and walked out. I did get a good laugh at all the comments saying "yeah, that third side of Brussels sprouts did you in girl, you've gotta stop after 2". And this isn't official dating advice, but you could always just take her to a free date to your office.. a la all-time Barstool video from Mantis:

The good old days.