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Great News For Cowboys Fans: Jerry Jones Thinks Everything Is 'Bleak' With The Team, But He Likes What He Has In Mike McCarthy

Extend Mike McCarthy right now! You can't replace anything that man has in his belly, Jerry Jones says so. How could you ever doubt that? 

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Sure, things are bleak. Your team fucking stinks. Every player is hurt and Dak is admitting it: 

Can't be Mike McCarthy's fault. He's got a great football mind. The players love him. Again, all things your owner is saying and he's the ultimate decision maker here. I'm just trying to highlight it all so Jerry doesn't forget this at the end of the year. You gotta give Mike McCarthy more time, because Jimmy Johnson won 1 game his first year. Don't worry about this being McCarthy's 5th with the team, it's the same comparison for Jerry. 

I can't imagine being a Cowboys player though. You're failing basically every single week. You're likely pissed off after each loss. Then comes in Jerry Jones to give an emotional speech to you. That's the last person I'd want to see. He's the guy who put this roster together. He's the one who should be catching all the blame for screwing around with contracts and failing to sign needs they have. At least Ezekiel Elliott is doing awesome. No need to panic though. Still got your coach of the future. Can't take away what's in Mike McCarthy's belly.