The Giants Followed Up Their First Touchdown In 24 Drives With One Of The Worst Two Point Conversion Attempts You Will Ever See

What, and I cannot stress this next part enough, the FUCK was that? 

I'll admit that the Giants are on the small TV with no sound in the Casa de Clem tonight because there is World Series baseball on along with NBA games, NHL games, and roughly 800000000 other options I'd rather have on the big screen over that dog shit franchise. 

So I admittedly was confused when it appeared the Giants weren't bringing the kicking unit on to kick the extra point, I figured that there was some obvious analytics number that said the Giants must go for 2 despite scoring their first touchdown in roughly 2 FULL GAMES and Brian Daboll had the perfect play ready since the Giants were clearly due to get into the endzone they couldn't get into for 24 straight drives.

Instead what we got whatever in God's name that was, which the good folks on the Manningcast reacted to exactly as you'd expect.

I have a million reasons to hate the Giants right now. But making my sweet Elisha go full Eli Face on live television takes the cake (until their next massive fuck up, which I'm sure they are cooking up as I write this blog).

Of course this is the ONE play the Giants don't commit an illegal shift on. Truly the most unserious franchise in the NFL New York my life right now. On the bright side, at least they didn't get their stud wide receiver killed on the dumbest play we've seen since the 3rd & 9 QB sneak from their own 4.

Obligatory shout out to the play everyone at home thought of when they saw that abortion unfold live: