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Hang Her Jersey In The Rafters: Corinna Kopf Has Announced Her Retirement From OnlyFans After Career Earnings Of $67 MILLION After 3 Years

I looked over after hearing some tears coming from the corner of our social guy Meek Phil and asked him what was wrong. He simply uttered "it's over" and led me into an hours long investigation of what he could be talking about. My best guess is that he's either spiraling about the Mets four days later, or the number one trend on Twitter right now that Corinna Kopf has officially left it all on the field and retired from OnlyFans.

It's rare for a legend to go out on top, but it seems that's what Corinna is doing here. I don't know anything about the actual content, and I probably should have done some scientific research for journalistic purposes, but when I asked Meek to describe her performance throughout the years he just responded with a simple but elegant "timeless". Fair enough.

Corinna does deserve credit for what many would credit as starting the OnlyFans Gold Rush. She showed her earnings a few weeks ago on a Twitch stream and showed that she made $67 million in lifetime earnings:

For reference, 3 years/$67 million dollars averages out to around $22 million a year, which would rank Corinna in the top 80 of NBA players, or #1 in the NHL by a considerable amount if you are a fan of the Ice. There's not much more to say other than spend the rest of your day pondering those numbers and a congratulations to a career that will go down in the history books forever. A salute of the cap to you Corinna.

P.S. We have some sort of shadow ban on Corinna's Instagram on our site and I can't embed any photos so here are some Twitter ones: