Watch Erling Haaland Score One Of The Most Acrobatic, Ridiculous Goals You Will Ever See

Without exaggeration this is one of the craziest goals I have ever witnessed on the pitch. 

Replay angle confirms my suspicion 

A lot of people (not everybody) talk shit about Drago 2.0 because he's not overly skillful relative to his output. Another reason is people are uncomfortable with his unmitigated alpha male status. And also that he plays for Pep on a universally taunted and berated club/team. Ask 10 people and you'll get 11 different reasons to dislike him. 

Personally I find it to be a futile exercise, mostly because he's only going to keep scoring goals at an alarming pace. This is the same guy that tied Ronaldo for fastest to 100 goals on any European soccer team ever. Kinda hard to bust his balls but I'm a complete novice. I started watching soccer while volunteering at a homeless shelter a few years back and have been slowly building up my base of working-knowledge. Even so - I'm not getting in the ring with somebody who sincerely hates Erling Haaland's guts on the grounds of his perfection. You're crazy.

So am I - so trust me when I say that's okay. 

Crazy loves company 

Sure thing dude. 

You're the one talking to yourself

It's not about me. It's about Erling Haaland's goal today in the Champions League, which was absolutely incredible and ultimately meaningless to most intellectuals. 

Fuck those guys. 

Amen

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PS - my 5 favorite players: 

5. Bruno Fernandes

4. Bernardo Silva

3. Cole Palmer

2. John McGinn

1. Captain America