Britney Spears Celebrates Officially "Marrying Herself" By Ripping Heaters At Her Pool In A Yellow Bikini

Source - Britney Spears is flipping the script and putting herself first after a few marriage misfires ... dropping a bizarre post where she revealed she actually married herself -- and proudly called it one of her best decisions ever.

In classic Britney style, she shared one of her signature disjointed clips Sunday, rocking a white lace slip dress and veil for full bridal vibes, spilling the tea in the caption that her fairytale "I do" to herself actually went down a little while back.

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The celebration: 

Get it, girl. I strive to be as unbothered as Britney fresh off a wedding to myself one day. And what kind of cigs are those? Pall Malls? Crowns? Kools? Help me out here guys. I don't what they are, but I know that a pack of cigs HATES to see a post-divorce Britney coming. She's been sucking down sticks since she was back in the bayou and that was thirty years ago. Here's a close up incase anyone can identify them. Try not to be distracted by the yellow low-rise bikini and french manicure/vagina…

She then took the party inside for an outfit change…

What a woman. Don't ever change, Brit. Don't ever change. And congrats on the nuptials! Wishing you and yourself nothing but the best.