'I Ain't Request A Trade, So That's A Lie' - Alvin Kamara Tells Every Internet Idiot To Shut Up For Thinking He Told Sean Payton To Trade For Him

So Thursday night this picked up. Him apparently telling Sean Payton to 'come get me.' No one would blame him. The Saints stink right now. They are trying to get rid of Dennis Allen, fans have given up, everything. But the one person who doesn't want that? Alvin Kamara. It started with him calling out a guy who deleted his tweet saying he demanded a trade: 

He wants to make it very clear he did not demand a trade. He's too busy looking awful

Fuck Tennessee. I digress, but that needed to be said. If Alvin Kamara wants a trade, you need to wait for him to tell Michael Thomas: 

This is how the sports world should work. No one needs those insiders. We don't need a breaking graphic 30 seconds before the team announces it. So let Alvin Kamara tell whoever he wants to break the news. The fact is he's not demanding a trade. Stop reading lips, stop spreading lies. It's arguably the biggest win New Orleans has had since Mintzy came to life. The fact is Alvin Kamara is a Saint. Whether that's with Dennis Allen, well, no one knows. 

I love that this is how he's prepping for the Alabama game. I mean sure, he's not playing. But everyone knows fans matter. He's wearing an orange robe. He's ready for Rocky Top. That all sucks, but whatever. Don't you dare start a rumor that he told Sean Payton to trade for him.