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Kanye West Is Apparently a Serial "Where My Hug At" Guy According To Court Records

"Where My Hug At" guy has been the bane of every girl since middle school, and ever since I heard that moniker I only shake women's hands. The "Where my hug at" guy turns into the creepiest dude on the planet post-HS. Kanye apparently loves huggin and that's how he approaches many people in his life. I do not understand how those social skills do not translate to getting super famous. That's a gal pal type move that is so unbecoming of the dude who has dated some superstar-attractive women. The thing is a lot of these famous rappers are fucking weirdos like P Diddy, I cannot wait to see the weird shit that's going to come out about famous weirdos. Like the Diddy stuff is illegally horny and we are going to hear about like crazy freak-offs that sound like those old Stefon SNL Skits.

It's going to get real fucking weird. Hoping the victims the best.