How To Make Any Cuban Better

I've been doing this TikTok series of places to eat in and around NYC, and within that series, I have yet to ask people to travel into the Devil's Rectum, more commonly known as New York's Times Square…

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(Not sure if this picture was the best choice, but it contains PrimeTime Maria Menounos who may or may not be part-Cuban.)

However, if you ever do find yourself in this godforsaken shithole of a neighborhood, you have to try one place… A hole-in-the-wall joint named Margon for their Cuban sandwich dipped in oxtail gravy…

The Cuban sandwich already has a lot going on within… Roast pork, ham, Swiss, pickles, and mustard on Cuban bread that is buttered on the outside and pressed until it looks like this…

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Although it really doesn't need much else, my fat ass HAS to have a bowl of that ultra-rich oxtail gravy on the side to dip… It brings the whole dish to a level that will make your tastebuds dance, your asshole tickle, and your cardiologist fucking FURIOUS.

Get one today and give another gander at a semi-naked Menounos in Times Square…

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BREAKING- My sources just informed me that Maria is not Cuban at all… She's Greek. So expect to see more of her when I hit Astoria for some souvlaki next week.

Take a report.

-Large