Would You Dump Your Significant Other If He/She Took This Picture Of You And Michael Jordan?

Took a picture with Michael Jordan unfortunately it came out blurry. Can someone please restore this picture to make it clear PLEASE

This is one of my greatest fears. Imagine running into Michael Jordan, mustering up the courage to ask for a picture, then getting him to not just agree BUT SHAKE YOUR HAND with a massive smile for said picture. Basically a dream come true for any red blooded American, right? Then find out that your significant other can't operate the most user-friendly feature in the history of consumer technology. 

That would fucking blow huge donkey balls (and shaft). 

GimmeDaShaft

Anyways, the beauty of the situation is that our guy was able to ask the internet for help which really brings me to the purpose of this blog. There's something about creative photoshop that just absolutely slays at all times FULL SEND/NO STOP

I don't know Shawn Wilson but I certainly like the cut of his cursor on this one. 

Furthermore, I hate the saying The Internet Is Undefeated but I'm struggling to find the right way to explain how this went. Like there was almost no other way for it to go. You can't solicit help online and actually expect it.

Which reminds me. The OG photoshop guy James Fridman is actually undefeated. Whatever brand of humor this is, I very much abide in all respects