John Mara Responding To A Fan Talking Shit By Pointing To His Super Bowl Ring Is...Something

OK, I'm torn about this. 

On one hand, there is no better feeling in life than shutting someone up by pointing at your ring finger. I've gotten married, watched my children enter the world, and work a dream job, which are all indisputably awesome things. Yet none of them could touch the highs of me shutting up the hyenas in my fantasy league during the draft by pointing at this absolute beauty sitting on my finger that I treated myself to after winning the championship last year.

HOWEVAH, as good as that feeling is, I know it's fleeting. Which is why I made sure to dunk on them with those dancing jewels every time they opened their big dumb mouths. Because I know that ring has an expiration date. It's probably a season or so, unless you are dealing with someone who has never won a ring, in which case it is forever until they can actually win a title.

In this case, John Mara flaunting rings that were won more than a decade ago that were setup by the groundwork laid by his dad and the people he hired is kind of crazy, along with the fact that the Seahawks won a ring more recently than the Giants. Sure John Mara was in charge when the Giants won that last ring, but that was followed up with the G-Men becoming one of the worst and most dysfunctional teams in the NFL under his reign after he completely botched the end of the career of the quarterback who won him that ring and had this chilly ending with the coach who won that ring after he was fired, I mean resigned!

Regardless, you cannot deny that putting on sunglasses then pointing at your ring finger is a great way to taunt someone. Ironically, taunting is the only thing John Mara hates more than living in the present.

Maybe next time John Mara can just act like an adult and just flash his middle finger instead of his ring finger next time someone talks shit to him.