Humanity Is Safe For Now. Elon's New Robots Are Absolute Dog Shit At Rock, Paper, Scissors

Okay so before we even get started here, I do have to mention that the human in this video is an absolute disgrace and has no idea how to play RPS. What a nerd this jackass must have been to have no friends growing up to teach him how to properly play. You don't throw on the "scissors". Everybody knows it's rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT. And the cadence needs to be at least 7x faster than what we saw here. This was the most amateur hour RPS session I've ever seen in my life. But I digress. 

You guys know the theory where the "new world order" needs to tell the people about their plans before they act on them? There have been so many movies about robots and machines taking over the world. "Terminator", "I, Robot", "The Matrix". I mean how many times do we need to see it happen on screen before we realize that maybe we shouldn't mess around and make highly intelligent robots of our own that are capable of becoming sentient beings? It's only a matter of time before someone creates a robot that will inevitably lead to the destruction of mankind. 

However, you can sleep soundly tonight knowing damn well that it won't be these bozo robots that Elon Musk just unveiled. I mean holy shit does this thing suck. Took him 5 tries to finally beat the world rock, paper, scissors player in America. You think that humans need to be afraid of that? Think about. I'd beat that robot's ass every which way to Sunday. There's 100% skill involved with rock, paper, scissors. It's all about knowing your opponent and thinking a few steps ahead. You have to know what they think that you think they'll do next. Go heavy on a couple of rocks, know that they think they have you covered with paper, switch it up with a walk-off scissors. It's called fucking strategy. And clearly these robots don't have an ounce of it. 

So congrats to Elon Musk on creating the worst robots to ever exist. Maybe this is just a ploy to get humans to let their guards down for awhile. But if that's the best the robots have to offer for now, humans are still in a good spot for years to come. Little bitch robots don't stand a chance. 

@JordieBarstool