YOU GOTTA TRY THIS- Fish & Chips w/ Mushy Peas at Fishcotheque in London

(shoutout Trig Draws for the new logo)

I pissed off a couple of international followers this week after starting the video by saying, "England is the birthplace of colonialism and bad teeth." 

New Line. Shutterstock Images.

It's an old joke, and even though there was a time when the average Englishman could eat an apple through a picket fence, I'll set the record straight right now and say the county as a whole is no longer dentally challenged. 

Either way, lighten-the-fuck up, Charles.

Anyhoo… I was in London last week, and while there, I made sure I had three things…

1) A full English breakfast and a pot of tea from Room Service…

2) An overwhelmingly large Chinese meal with Big John Fisher and his lovely family (video drops next week)…

"Bosh!"

3) And most importantly, a proper fish and chips…

I ordered some other things, like a meat pie they call a "Cornish pasty" and a pickled egg, but chose not to include them so I could make room in the video for a very phallic saveloy that I would not recommend going forward.

If you're across the pond, give the haddock at Fishcotheque a try, but keep the bad-teeth jokes to a minimum.

Cheers.

-Large