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Wrestling Is Everywhere: Scott Steiner Broke Out His Famous Math Promo To Celebrate His Son Scoring A Touchdown For Jacksonville State Last Night

You wanna talk about something that only makes sense to wrestling fans from the 90s-early 2000s and college football fans? This is the blog for you. Scott Steiner's aka Big Poppa Pump, son plays for Rich Rodriguez and Jacksonville State. Honestly? A perfect marriage. So they were playing last night and he scores a touchdown and breaks out his dad's celebration. Smart. Gotta do it. Honestly should change their last name to Steiner while we're at it. I know it's not their real last name, but wrestling is everywhere. 

Speaking of celebrations, Big Poppa Pump did the only correct move here. He broke out his famous math promo: 

It's one of the most famous promos in wrestling. Does it make sense? To us it does, damnit. Wrestling is real to me! Math is fake. You go ask Samoa Joe about it and he probably agrees. I'm not going to sit here and hide from it. I'm a 37-year old father of 2 and I still LOVE wrestling. I don't plan on stopping watching any time soon either. WWE, AEW, it doesn't matter. I'm going to watch it. Wrestling is also awesome again. We're getting quality storylines in WWE now that HHH is taking over, things are good, stars are big. So, yeah, seeing a Scott Steiner tweet relating it to college football speaks to me. 

Really this just shows how we need to let college football players celebrate like 90s/2000s wrestlers. Give me a Scott Steiner bicep kiss. Give me an HBK strut, a DX suck it, a Booker T spinaroonie, anything and everything. Not one person should get a flag if they break out an old school wrestling move in the end zone. Wrestling is truly everywhere.