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One Of Us: Caitlin Clark Is Spending Her Offseason Trying Fruit Drinks At Drive-Thrus With Her Teammate Lexie Hull

Everyone likes to speculate what they'd do if they got their hands on a couple million dollars, or even a $28 million from a Nike deal. Some would spend some on a luxurious vacation to the Maldives, or maybe even purchase a fancy car. Not Caitlin Clark though. She's spending her offseason making TikTok food reviews with her teammate Lexie Hull.

Something about living a regular person life after what has been over two years of nonstop national media coverage of everything you do must be kinda satisfying. No security, no cameras following you, just some good ole TikTok like every other 22 year old woman does. We already know the WNBA is probably punching air because viewership has been down millions since Clark got eliminated..

Those views are instead going to what appears to be some juice shop that made an incredibly smart PR move by handing out Golden Mugs when they were smart enough to see the golden ticket that is Clark in front of them. I did some research and this drinks franchise doesn't even have any locations in Iowa, so it's anybody's guess to when she's actually even gonna use it. Caitlin Clark is so normal her initial response to asking if she was Caitlin Clark was "maybe". Just an Iowa gal who somehow changed the game of basketball forever.

If Dave has never asked her to do a pizza review, now may be the best time imaginable to do one. I don't know many events or people Dave would drop everything and go record for, but my guess is he'd be on the next (private) flight out to wherever she wanted to record. Numbies like you read about. 

P.S. The Fever dropped one whole hour of Caitlin Clark rookie highlights and it's electric: