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We Have Fan Footage Of One Of The Dodger Fans Throwing Things At Padres Players And Jail Should Be In The Discussion

So this has been going viral on TikTok, because as anyone with a brain can tell, if you're going to act a fool at a sporting event there is almost a 100% probability someone in the sea of thousands is going to pull their phone out and record you and post it on the Internet for everyone to see. This shit is frankly embarrassing as the one and only Dodger fan at this company to where I may need to reconsider fandom. I was relegated to the Dodgers after needing an MLB team and only having one team in professional sports not in European soccer which is the Lakers. Hubbs wrote a great blog about the chaos in Game 2 ahead of tonight's Game 3 that is luckily in San Diego:

We already saw the video of Profar handing a ball to a fan who immediately threw it back onto the field of play:

But I say jail is in the discussion in the headline because not only was this the worst noodle arm throw ever that would make Portnoy's damaged shoulder look like Dan Marino, but because of how the fan acted afterwards. This man thought he was in a WWE ring and playing to the crowd who are clearly disgusted by the fact that he's putting a stain on every Dodger fan ever. I also know there's clearly advantage by playing at home, but I wouldn't cry if the Dodgers just decided our local fans suck and we're playing every game on the road en route to this World Series. I don't want to agree with RDT but Dodger fans crying that Machado did worse by throwing a ball at Dave Roberts in what is clearly the least intentional damaging throw of all time is pathetic:

Softest team in sports won't be claimed as long as the Cowboys are around but I digress. Mookie has been absolutely useless in the playoffs and is only tied with Aaron Judge for least productive playoff at bats by a mile, and it was objectively funny that Profar held the ball and let him round the bases thinking he had a homer before breaking the sad news to all of LA. Anyway, hopefully all this bullshit is behind Dodger fans and the team and they can focus on winning an actual series and putting belt to ass like Pat Bev would say. In the meantime, get that Dodger fan a lifetime ban and maybe some throwing lessons because yikes.