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Hurt Or Injured? Cowboys Lineman Claims Jalen Tolbert 'Sprained His Fucking Nuts' The Play Before His Game-Winning Touchdown

Somehow the Cowboys won that game last night. Actually, it's mostly due to the fact the Steelers offense is trash. But whatever, I'm not going to say anything positive about the Cowboys. If anything this is another sign to make Mike McCarthy coach for life in Dallas. The win was all him. But what we are going to talk about is a brand new injury fear: 

You can do that?!? I don't care who you are, what level of athlete you are, you can't be expected to do anything for months if you sprain your nuts. That's a longer injury than a torn ACL, torn Achilles, anything of that nature. This is where it apparently happened by the way: 

Then Tolbert only came back into the game because Tomlin called timeout. Gotta say, I know how I'd handle that situation if I was Tolbert. You paid Ceedee Lamb, go throw it to him. I need to ice down my nuts and get be wheeled to the locker room. I completely get the face Tyler Smith is making there too. If someone told me they sprained their nuts I'd be doing the same thing, maybe even a little puke over my face at that point. I always thought broken kneecap sounded like the worst injury, but this is the new one.