BAH GAWD, THAT'S KODAI SENGA'S MUSIC AND HE'S STARTING GAME 1 OF THE NLDS!!!!!!!

Uhhhhh what the fuck is happening? I know this entire Mets season has been essentially one long dream sequence that even Hollywood would reject after that big beautiful purple mountain of monster named Grimace threw out the first pitch at Citi Field. But I still didn't think Kodai Senga coming back for anything more than a few innings if the Mets were lucky enough to make a deep run into October.

Nope, our ace that has been gone for essentially the entire season is putting on his big boy pants and taking the bump with the rest of the pitching staff taxed from this week of playoff chaos. The Phillies were already going to have their hands full dealing with a team that has been left for dead countless times this season. Now they have the Ghost coming for their asses along with the rest of the Zombie Mets. Hollywood keeps adding to this script and it's starting to look like a horror thriller for the rest of baseball as Spooky SZN kicks into high gear. I don't know what else to say other than the three letters that have gotten us through the most absurd Mets season of our lives: OMG.