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Jerry Jones Clearly Doesn't Care The Cowboys Are 2-2, Stops Practice So He Can Land His Helicopter In The Middle Of The Field

The Dallas Cowboys are 2-2. They got their skulls caved in by the Saints, and looked like complete dog shit against the Ravens before making a bit of a comeback once the Ravens took their foot off the gas. Nevermind the fact that the Cowboys haven't played in an NFC Championship Game for as long as most of their players have been alive. 

You'd think at some point the organization would grow tired of mediocrity. You'd think at some point the Cowboys would want more from themselves and focus on all the little details that matter in order to get back to the pinnacle of success in the NFL. But instead, Jerry Jones would rather cut practice early on Wednesday so he can make a grand entrance and land his helicopter on the field. 

Just look at the smile on ol' Jerruh. Looking like a guy who forgot he spent $240,000,000 on Dak Prescott while still employing Mike McCarthy as the head coach. 

It's a beautiful thing, really. Every single night before I go to bed, I say a quick prayer for the health and longevity of Jerry Jones. We need this man to live a long, long, long and prosperous life. Here's to hoping he still has a few more decades ahead of him. Because as long as Jerry is still kickin' out there, we can expect the same old Cowboys. 

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