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We Have A Hero Among Us On This Bus

Give this guy a free Metro Card for fucking life folks. What an absolute pleasure to listen to. Let's break down the scene from the way I understand it. 

The bus is late because a lady in a wheelchair had to get on. A woman despises that it's late and blames the lady in the wheelchair for this occurence. She also blames the bus driver for being late, or for picking up the lady in the wheelchair. All time scumbag move to get mad at either of these people in the situation. One for being in a wheelchair and another for picking them up. All time scumbag. Anyway, a guy on the bus notices this scumbag behavior and calls her out for her bullshit. In the process unleashing some of the best one liners I've ever heard on a commute video. 

"It's New York ...everybody late."

"If you wanna be on time go to Jamiaca and walk to work." 

"You're upset because you got a bullshit ass job"

 

"Ask you boss for a raise to buy a car" 

But insults aside, the real reason this guy is a champ is that around the 1:25 mark of the video he takes ownership of his own choices. When he says it's his fault he's late and he should have been on a earlier bus, that's the chef's kiss. He takes accountability and ownership that it's no one but his own fault he's late. Whereas this lady is blaming everyone else but herself. Two kinds of people in the world. The blamers and the truthers. This guy is a truther and he should never have to pay for a subway or bus fare again.