'That's Not My Question Right There' - Please Stop Asking Ja'Marr Chase If He Wears Baby Oil During Football Games
What the hell man? Read the room! Read the world right now! You can't be going around asking people if they are wearing baby oil. Not when we have reports of thousands of bottles of baby oil being in one person's house. Far too much baby oil. No city should have that much baby oil.
As much as I enjoy making fun of the Bengals, this is the only acceptable response to someone asking you about baby oil.
We're talking about football man! Ja'Marr Chase did admit he was finally happy this week. Of course he is, he finally caught a touchdown and had some big plays. This is how wide receivers work and Chase has truly embraced the wide receiver mentality. Whether he's wanting more money, screaming he's open at all times, having weird interviews, this is the sort of wide receiver craziness we grew up with. Guess we can't rule out the idea of throwing on some baby oil here. It's not the worst idea, I mean you get a little more slippery and can break some of these big plays.
Big congrats to the Bengals for beating the Panthers though and tying them with 1 win on the season. Big accomplishment and I'm not even being mean. The city may have burned down if Andy Dalton beat the Bengals. I prefer living here so good win. Just everyone, let's agree to stop talking about baby oil unless you have an actual baby.