The Cringiest Streamer On Earth Jack Doherty Got Kicked Off A Cruise And The Entire Cruise Sang "Na Na Na Na Hey Hey, Goodbye" At Him
It's not lost on me that after reading this headline, you are probably wondering "who the fuck is Jack Doherty, and why do we care?" I understand that completely, so let me give you a few reasons why you should hate this kid a la Dave blog and cringy Twitter videos:
There's two type of streamers in 2024: the ones who go around "IRL streaming" and antagonizing innocent civilians going about their day for clicks, and then the ones who put in an insane amount of effort into making good content like the Kai Cenat and IShowSpeeds. Jack falls into the first category, and would be a unanimous entry into the instigating hall of fame. Dave pinned it correctly:
Like who is this kid Jack Doherty? I'd never heard of him before, but apparently that was his security guard who leveled that dude. And the crazy thing is he's also the one who posted the video to the internet and seems totally unfazed by it. In fact he actually seems happy about it because he knows it will get ton of views. Who cares if the other kid almost died. I guess I'm officially just old because I don't get any of it. Like when I 1saw saw this video I assumed it was just random people. Nope it's just super famous and rich people making content. Bizarre.
Maybe cruises getting working WiFi good enough for livestreaming was a bad thing. You couldn't pay me enough money to go on a cruise, but if I somehow did and I had this guy streaming my idea of a peaceful vacation I'd crash out. What happened to streaming? I'm old enough to remember General Smitty running the livestream world by trying to get his first win in Fortnite before he gave up at 7 AM and Barstool wouldn't buy him a $5,000 gaming PC to let him cook.
I didn't even know if cruises can just kick you out at a random port in God knows where and tell you to find your own way home, but that looks to be what happened here. Thankfully for Jack, society somehow made him rich enough to afford a private jet to go straight back to Florida. It's not all sunshine and rainbows for him though, because he's just a normal kid trying to make a living and support his employees according to him:
This may be harsh punishment, but I'd give him one of the lifeboats, a few days supply of water and food, and just leave him in the middle of the ocean and tell him good luck out there soldier. We can dream.