Diddy's Lawyer Offers An Explanation For Why His Client Would Have 1000 Bottles Of Lube And Baby Oil In His House

"I don't think it was 1,000. I think it was a lot. I mean, there is a Costco right down the street. I think Americans buy in bulk, as we know"--Diddy's lawyer, Marc Agnifilio

Why would your client have 1000 bottles of lube....Costco...SURVEY SAYS....

Americans buy in bulk. It's a tough economy. Diddy just looking for deals. Sure he might own an island, mansions, labels, and be worth a billion dollars, but Bidenomics impacts everyone. Nothing to see here, he's a Costco guy. Just bringing the BOOM. He's just like you and me!

Dante did a great recap of everything so far to date this morning

The article says that Diddy is refusing to eat because he fears being poisoned by the food in the Brooklyn Detention Center. Buddy…you might as well eat. If this is as bad as it seems with as many prominent figures involved as alleged than going hungry to avoid poison ain't going to save you. Prison guards are preparing to fall asleep as we speak. Cameras are scheduled to malfunction. If Diddy doesn't eat he is going to long for the days where that scrawny little freak, SBF, was his cellmate, because they're going to swap him out for a 250lb violent criminal with no future and then Diddy's windpipe will be snapped by natural causes somehow.