Sabrina Carpenter Seems To Have Retired Her Patented Horny Outros For The Song "Nonsense" During Her New Tour (RIP), But May Have Replaced Them By Showcasing Different Sex Positions
Mike Coppola. Getty Images.Sabrina Carpenter has been everywhere lately. Coming from the Taylor Swift coaching tree, she's taken the leap to stardom lately. Her music may not be for you, but that doesn't mean you've escaped her rise.
You may recognize Sabrina from her recent viral music video where she ends up making out with Jenna Ortega.
Maybe it was her Skims photoshoot…
Hey, perhaps you are a fan of her music! Espresso, Taste, and Please Please Please are the big ones. I was unaware until recently that during her last tour, she was known for getting outrageously horny during the outro of her song "Nonsense." Just listen to a few of these in this compilation.
When they re-write the literature school books, make sure to throw a few of these lines in there.
"I'm American I am not British, so BBC it stands for something different.
“Can you warm me up, I'm super chilly? I’m a bank account boy you should fill me”
"Old people think I'm Hannah Montana. He's so big I need an extra hand-a"
"He got me so wet I need a raincoat. Please put 'she was perfect' on my grave stone"
So yeah when "Nonsense" plays, things get out of hand. Everyone goes nuts and the horny levels explode. Well, as her new tour begins it appears Sabrina has retired this portion of her show. RIP. Gotta mature and grow up as we get older. It's part of life.
Yeah, just kidding.
Is there a chance she just does a different position for every show, similar to switching up the outro to that song? One night it's doggy, the other it's piledriver, one time he's hanging from a swing. It'll be a nice bonding experience for mothers who bring their daughters who are simply there because they liked some songs they heard on the radio heading to school.
Anyways, between Tate McRae and Sabrina Carpenter, I'm liking where popstar concerts are headed.
Brb gonna go buy some tickets