Mustache vs Mullet: It's Only Right For Team USA To Bring In Fluff Cowan, Steal The Show Back From Min Woo Lee Before The Presidents Cup

This right here is how you set the tone for the Presidents Cup. Everyone wondering who is getting paired with who and how this International Team has a shot to win. Not on Fluff's watch. You don't bring him in to be the right-hand man to Jim Furyk and not bring home another Presidents Cup. I can't say I was a little scared when I saw Min Woo Lee

The man is right, poutine is delicious. But now Fluff needs to get some poutine and let some of that gravy sit in the mustache. Look, the US needs to win this. We got our ass handed to us in the Ryder Cup, we should win this. All we do is win the Presidents Cup and we still have the best players in this. We still have Scottie and Xander and Cantlay, who is even wearing a hat! 

That's before we even mention the fact guys like Homa and Morikawa and Theegala are on the roster. The fact is we need to win and it's only right for Fluff to be there. He's a legend in the golf world. He's been around the greats and caddied for the greats. There's nothing more American than that mustache, lounging back in the red, white and blue. Set the tone early, jump out to a lead and let's seal this thing up before Sunday again.