Deny, Deny, Deny: Jerry Jones Claims He 'Doesn't Recall' Talking About The Size Of A Cowboys Player's Dick On Jamie Foxx's Video

Over the weekend we had a classic Internet video. Jerry Jones just talking about a guys dick size, classic football guy stuff. I mean it was him and Jamie Foxx, pretty clear as day since they are two recognizable people. So today he was finally asked about it. This is the stuff they teach you about in Journalism school, if there's a video talking about dick sizes you gotta bring it up to the person. 

Ah, yes. The method of deny, deny, deny which everyone knows never fails. Smart to add in a bunch of word salad about Jamie Foxx being a friend and that you've talked to him before about players. Uh, no shit dude, we saw it on video. This is also one of the least shocking Jerry Jones stories. I don't know if we're just immune from being online far too much and ridiculous stories from across the globe constantly popping up, but at this point there's nothing that would surprise me with Jerry Jones. I also don't really understand the use of ironic here. What's ironic? That it happened a couple years ago and is now going viral? Either way, I just love the thought of these journalists sitting there in their nicest button up shirt and khakis waiting to ask Jerry Jones about a dick size talking video. 

Good news, Jerry Jones is at least taking blame for the Cowboys being ass

Bold of him to take the blame since he decided to keep Mike McCarthy, pay the contracts and decide who is on the team. Not like he could have had a rushing attack at all or figured out a better way to keep everyone happy. But that's not the point of this blog. If there's a story about Jerry Jones talking about the size of a hog on Jamie Foxx's Instagram, it will not go unblogged. That's a promise. Vet move from Jerry Jones though to just say he doesn't recall it. That's how you keep the focus on everyone blaming you for the Cowboys not winning when it matters again.