I Can't Stop Thinking About Perc Rodgers Balling Out On Thursday Night
I am still not over how awesome Aaron Rodgers played on Thursday night. Like He was out there playing DIFFERENT. Now he has admitted to playing off Percocet before, and the guy voluntarily put himself through this process of doing Ayahuasca which is just graphic as hell:
The thing is I really am wondering how sustainable having this guy pop one Percocet a week would be for the rest of the season. I have a feeling he only will do it for primetime games. That's what we are dealing with. This is all parody by the way so you cannot sue me for outwardly saying the dude is on Percocet. The thing is if that's what he plays like off a pill then I want him Perc'd up for every game. The thing is I think its only Primetime Perc Rodgers not every week.
The New York Jets have three primetime games remaining in the 2024 NFL season. They have already played three of their six scheduled primetime games, leaving the following matchups:
- Week 6: vs. Buffalo Bills (Monday Night Football)
- Week 7: at Pittsburgh Steelers (Sunday Night Football)
- Week 9: vs. Houston Texans (Thursday Night Football)
This season, the Jets were awarded a franchise-record six primetime games, all scheduled within the first eleven weeks of the season, which is an NFL record
So we may only have 3 more times of seeing Primetime Perc Rodgers ever. I do believe if they make the playoffs it will be Playoff Perc Rodgers, and if they don't make the playoffs I do not see him returning. So that display we saw Thursday night may be one of the last great Aaron Rodger's appearances. Every NFL fan should be rooting for the Jets to make the playoffs so we can see Aaron Rodgers ball off a Perc. It was such electric football. Also don't do drugs but Rodgers balled on a different level Thursday. It was so amazing to see. Poetry in motion.