Bill Belichick Has Only Been On "Inside The NFL" For A Week And He's Already Teaching Master Level Football Courses To His Cohosts

There goes that man again mama. Or however the kids say it. What a mad scientist Belichick truly is. This story literally blew Ryan Clark and Chris Long's minds and this wasn't even Belichik flopping his nuts on the table. This was just Week 1 of the regular season shit! The tip of the iceberg! 

(And don't forget, this is just one of like ten of BIll's new jobs he's moonlighting with this season.)

This man thinks of football five dimensionally while the rest of us are stuck viewing it in standard 2D in our living rooms or in 3D going to the stadium on Sundays. He envisions scenarios mere mortals like us couldn't conjure up if we had months. 

How happy does the NFL Rules Committee have to be that this son of a gun is taking a year off from scheming and putting them through mental gymnastics. He's like Harvey Specter representing a client guilty of sin, searching and scouring for a loophole he can exploit. They can finally breathe easy that the coaches currently coaching can barely handle basic clock management, nevermind NFL trigonometry. 

It's no wonder the guy got railroaded the way he did by the rest of the league's owners. They had to have fucking hated the fact that Kraft had a human cheat code like this. It's such a ridiculous advantage.

If you want to be foolish and try to knock him and say "it was all Brady", first off - Tom Brady said himself that it wasn't him. It wasn't Bill. It was the BOTH of them. 

And any true Patriot fan that aged 20 years watching and enjoying the blessings of their symbiotic relationship will wholeheartedly agree. The fact that we existed at the same exact time that Tom Brady came into Bill Belichik's orbit is legitimately the football equivalent of "The Big Bang". 

p.s. - I still maintain that Belichick is an even better coach than people give him credit for because he won in spite of what a fucking terrible general manager he was. 

Can you imagine how many championships and perfect seasons he would have had in New England if he had a competent GM? Can you imagine the cracks in the system he would have been able to discover and take advantage of if he could have taken balancing the team's checkbook off of his plate?

p.p.s. - If you haven't watched the "Mastermind" NFL Films special on him, it's a must-watch. Seriously. For any Patriots fan and any football die-hard. It will blow your fucking mind.