Cart Girls Are Warriors
It’s another episode of KFC Radio today! A lot of things were touched on today, but there was nothing that had quite as big of an impact on me as this video of the golfer that was hitting on the cart girl.
The amount of uncomfortability (is that a word?) that I experience every time I watch this video is astounding. The guy just refuses to take a hint. You’d think he would stop after he’s going on and on like he’s writing a Shakespeare love story and the girl hits him with a “are you paying with card?” but no! We’ve still gotta endure 30 more seconds of this.
The craziest part about this video is the fact that it cuts and jumps ahead to a new line like three or four times. This guy was talking so crazy for so long that the girl had to cut the video down so that it was under the allotted time for a TikTok video.You’ve gotta take a LONG hard look in the mirror if you’re being so creepy to the cart girl for so long that she’s gotta go into the editing room to be able to make the video short enough for social media.
Anyone who’s ever been on a golf course knows that this happens at almost every golf course in America. If there’s a cart girl on the premises, the 40+ year old guys are gonna be the creepiest scumbags the planet has to offer. So much so that I think cart girls need to get some sort of national recognition once their time as a cart girl has come to an end.
I’m starting the movement right now. Every cart girl in America needs to be hooked up with a shirt or something that says “I Survived My Cart Girl Summer (insert year here)”. It will be like their medal of honor. These girls are out there BATTLING every day.
Today’s episode was great. A jingle made KFC cry and Feits was faced with a tough reality about his sketch comedy career. Give it a listen.