A Very Happy 27th Birthday To Miss Sydney Bernice Sweeney

This feels like a Karim blog but no one's seen him since KFC cut his balls off on the rundown, so I'm going to go ahead and toss it up. Happy Birthday to Miss Sydney Bernice Sweeney. 27 years young and oh what a 27 years it's been. I often wonder what it would be like to have had such massive success at such a young age. Like is it scary? Overwhelming? Anxiety inducing? Probably all of the above, but she seems to be handling it well. She's genuinely hilarious, stunningly gorgeous, and a hell of an actor. And yes, I did just write a fluff piece on Sydney Sweeney in the name of pageviews but that's what we do. So happy birthday, Queen. Now don't go joining the 27 club on us. Thanks for reading.