'Are They FUCKIN' - Wrestler R-Truth Delivered Incredible Play-by-Play During The Alleged Sex Happening On Shannon Sharpe's Instagram Live

Nicky (or Nikki) blogged what happened on Shannon Sharpe's Instagram Live up top there. A ridiculous story on its own, but that's before we found this little play-by-play happening. Oh, let me clarify. Wrestler R-Truth delivering the play-by-play:

Instantly propelled himself into the short list of people you want delivering play-by-play of your sex. Yes, this has been a debate before: 

Look, Bill Raftery is my number 1 because he's my number 1 answer for anything. There's no bigger Bill Raftery fan in this world than this guy right here - his family included. He already has built in lines for sex. 'A little lingerie on the deck!' 'Ohh with a kiss!' And of course the 'onions, double order' call as you cum. 

There's no one better in the world than Bill Raftery, but R-Truth is now on the shortlist. Saying Shannon Sharpe is breathing like an ogre (oga) is the sort of comparison we need in this world. Played into pop culture with the hawk tuah reference, even made me laugh with the ARE THEY FUCKIN? Buddy, the answer was right there. You knew it, but he was caught off guard. R-Truth has been in the wrestling world forever, but he can slide right next to Joe Tessitore on Raw when he hangs up the boots. 

He basically went along like he was watching a game. Couldn't believe his ears when she said please or when they were both outta breath. Begging for Shannon Sharpe to hang up the phone like a home team's radio announcer when they see that field goal go up at the buzzer. He was all over it and quite frankly nailed it. This is the sort of stuff the Internet was made on and good on R-Truth for not giving up the commentary.