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Note To Wide Receivers Everywhere: Do NOT Hold Out Of Camp For A New Contract Then Drop A Touchdown Pass In Front Of Peyton Manning

Alright pal, you think you can just waltz onto the field and make a diving catch? Not when Peyton Manning is watching. This is all easily avoidable if Brandon Aiyuk was in camp earlier and signed his deal earlier. That's how you make acrobatic catches. No one has ever dropped a pass after training camp, just science there. And look at Bill! He's stunned. The man couldn't talk because of how much shock overtook his body. He would never have a player do such a thing, for sure never drop a pass in the Super Bowl. Players only drop passes when they hold out of training camp for more money. 

Consider this a PSA to every wide receiver out there who is going to play a Monday Night game. You better get your ass to camp early otherwise you're getting a disgusted Peyton Manning. I don't think I've ever seen him this mad or sick outside of talking about Mike Vanderjagt. I also love that it was over this catch. Aiyuk probably should have caught it, sure. But it's not like he was in the middle of the field and it hit him square in the numbers. He was still laying out for it, trying to make a catch on a good ball. Peyton don't care though. He's a quarterback, the ball hits you in the hands, you better catch it. 

Can't say it mattered though. The 49ers are still the 49ers. Yeah, Shanahan will still get a little too conservative with field goals, but their defense is elite. Doesn't matter what running back is out there, they are going to run it down your throats and Brock Purdy is still good. There I said it, Brock Purdy is good. I'd love to have him as my team's quarterback considering I cheer for a team where fans are demanding Drew Lock to play. Just don't drop passes in front of Peyton and Bill. You never know their reactions, one of disgust, one of silence.