The Self-Proclaimed "Best Fans In Baseball", St. Louis Cardinals Fans, Have Jumped Ship and Tickets To Home Games Are Going For $0

The pleabs on twitter are attributing this all to "a heat wave", but give me a fucking break. It was 91 in Chicago yesterday according to the weather apps, yet the "feels like temperature" was 104. 

(Sidebar- can we get serious as a society with this "feels like" bullshit please? If it feels like its 104 degrees outside then its 104 degrees outside. Not 91. What other form of measurement or calculation to we allow such an absurd amount of leeway on? You can't tell a bank you're applying for a loan from that you only make $2,000 a month, but "it feels like $10,000". Settle on how hot or cold it is and leave it at that.)

So yah, they want us to believe this is all due to a heat wave, but I know better. The self proclaimed "best fans in baseball" are just doing what they do. They're allowing others to see their team play by literally giving away tickets for free. Name another fanbase who would do that. You can't. Because it's called generosity, and living very Christ-like. And that's just what St. Louisans do. 

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For the people questioning the best fans in baseball's dedication to their team, or attempting to chalk it up to them being 65-67 and sitting 10 1/2 games behind the Brewers N.L. Central, and seven back from the wild card, just know that you're a horse's ass. 

The best broadcaster in baseball, Don Orsillo, even made it a point to mention the other night. 

He was probably heavily reprimanded after this, because one thing Major League Baseball absolutely hates, is for people to openly discuss the attendance problem that Major League Baseball definitely does not have. Huge no-no.