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'Bunch Of Dickheads. I Fucking Love Beating People Like That' - This Soccer Manager Needs To Teach Coaches Across The World How To Do Interviews

Do I care that this is technically non-league soccer? No, great interviews and shit talking at any level should be appreciated. This dude, Marc White, has been delivering quotes for a long time too: 

Not to mention he basically is living out the dream (close enough) for most dudes

[Source] - After being founded in 1999, Dorking have been promoted 12 times over the last 23 seasons, and are now in the fifth tier of English football. White started the club back then with a group of mates, and now in 2022 he is managing them in the National League.

White said when asked about why he started Dorking: "I thought: ‘Why not start something with a few friends, have a bit of a laugh?’" And his rise has been described as the 'real-life Football Manager' as dreams have started to become reality for the non-league minnows.

Starting a team with your buds, talking shit, saying whatever you want because who is going to punish you? The man is living how I want to live - except for the whole non-league thing. I'd prefer to do that on a more successful club. But this is about how interview skills. I don't know what songs the other squad was singing, because, again, non-league. Nor do I care. All I know is Marc White fucking loves beating people like that, telling them to go cry at their mommy's house and calling them dickheads. We need him to deliver classes to coaches across the world on how to handle interviews. 

You think Marc White cares he's playing in front of like 3,000 people? No. Of course not. If he's going to talk shit, he's going to talk shit to whoever. That's the sort of guy I want running my team. Come over here and teach some of these guys how to properly do it (looking at you, Nick Sirianni). I'll tell you what, calling people dickheads and telling someone to go cry at their mom's house plays at any age. Timeless insults.