Sabrina Carpenter Dropped A Thirst Trap That May Have Broken The Internet Yesterday

Listen, we're a few weeks out from football being in full swing and pageviews are down across the blog. I don't know that for a fact, and it's probably not true, but if I can use that as an excuse to throw up one of these, then so be it. Sabrina Carpenter joins the shortlist of new artists that have absolutely exploded in the last few years. It's probably her, Tate McRae who just sold out MSG btw, and Ice Spice:

That Jeff Nadu blog on Ice Spice should be put into the rafters at Barstool HQ. Anyway, I know every reader on here loves when we use phrases like "broke the internet", so they can comment "My internet is working just fine" for some luxurious Barstool comment section upvotes, but how else do you explain 3 million likes in under a day?

Sabrina had the luxury of opening for Taylor Swift on her international tour dates, and low and behold, you've got 30 million followers and multiple platinum records. Life sure is sweet. Sabrina is on a generational run, and last week her kissing Jenna Ortega for her new music video for Taste went triple platinum on social media:

A congratulations is in order for Sabrina who has no signs of slowing down in what can only be described as an Aaron Judge-esque season. Funny tidbit, the reason this blog even came across my desk is because an unnamed Barstool employee accidentally DMed the photo with the one word that can be accurately used to describe Sabrina:

Wow wrung chst indeed. Obligatory Malcolm Smutler slideshow to end things off on a good note, and hopefully your Internet gets fixed soon: