Get This Broncos Fan Free Beer For Life After He Held Onto His Tall Boy After Getting Pieced Up At A Fight During Their Last Preseason Game

Football is so back baby. Listen, anyone who has ever been to a sporting event knows you have to cherish every last drop of any alcoholic beverage you purchase. You're probably spending $19 on every single one, and it's probably going to taste like the devil's juice after 30 minutes if you don't sip efficiently in 90 degree weather. And a quick lesson to anyone out there, the last people you want to be beefing with at a sporting event are two dudes wearing white shirts, especially sleeveless ones. Those guys have nothing to lose and might not even be a fan of the team they're there to support. They don't mind throwing the first punch, and the second you even look at them sideways, it's over for you. 

With all that being said, and I'm not a commissioned boxing judge, but the fella in the Broncos tee coming out of this with every drop intact of his beer wins the bout. Just look at this level of hand eye coordination:

Completely unscathed besides a lost shoe which again, is probably worth less than one of those brews at a sporting event. Sure, they got a couple of punches in but anyone with a bank account can admire this level of protection to each dollar. A firm salute to you sir, and if this is a sign of good things to come for the Broncos in the Bo Nix era, Mile High seems to be in some incredibly good and sturdy hands. 

P.S. Broncos fans love to throw hands?