The Best To Do It: Jerry Jones Won't Stop Being The Cowboys GM Because 'Nobody Can Fucking Get This Shit Done Better Than Me'

Oh fuck yeah, this is exactly what I wanted to see today. Jerry Jones stepping down as the Cowboys GM? Never even crossed his mind. He's the best to ever do it. Do you know how good of a GM you have to be to have everyone talk about you when you haven't made an NFC title game in 29 years? That's as impressive as it gets. It's not about wins and losses as a GM, everyone knows that. It's about people talking about you, the owner and GM. Not talking about the team, not talking about failure after failure after failure, oh no. It's about coming here and fucking shit up. 

Again, we need to find a way to have Jerry Jones mic'd up and in front of a camera at all times. All he does is say shit that makes every Cowboy hater smile. It's glorious. Worry about the CeeDee Lamb, Micah Parsons and Dak contracts? Oh no, that's not a thing in the Jerry world. He's too busy taking credit for all the success of regular season games. Then again, he's just going full Costanza here. It's only a lie if you don't believe it and it's clear as anything that Jerry Jones truly believes he's the greatest GM to ever exist. Who is going to tell him no? His son? Yeah, that'll work out. 

I honestly wish I had this sort of confidence and I mean that with 100%. There's no one more confident in the world than Jerry Jones despite not having playoff success since the mid-90s. Some may say it's delusion at this point, he won't, but others will. All I know is the man oozes confidence and surely this is the year for the Cowboys. No way anything goes wrong for them around December.