America's Newest Favorite Big Boy: 5'7, 315 Pound Defensive Lineman Is Going Viral For Wreaking Havoc In Pennsylvania High School Football

Shout out Central Pennsylvania baby. This is where stars are made and we got ourself a star here. He's not just wreaking havoc in the backfield, he's winning hearts over: 

5'7", 315! That man belongs in the SEC right this second. In fact I went and watched the video, he may have been robbed of a TFL count. All this dude does is eat up space, get in the backfield and make plays. He's basically the varsity version of Rudy with talent. This is the same league that Chad Henne played in and I will go to my grave that Chad Henne was the best high school football player I ever saw in person. Dude was unbelievable. Now I gotta head back home and watch Ismael play because he's easily in the top-3 with Henne and LeSean McCoy. 

All I know is this dude can play. See that burst through the line? Can't teach speed. You know every offensive lineman looks across the line and despises blocking this dude. He's the perfect high school football nose tackle. Need him next to Deone Walker at Kentucky right this second and I'm not saying that just to crack a joke. That's a 1-2 duo I believe in when it comes to SEC football. Oh and if you think I won't be following along to see how many sacks he ends up with, you're out of you goddamn mind. Need to see what this kid can do.