RFK Jr. Used A Chainsaw To Decapitate Whale (on Top Of Leaving Dead Bear in Central Park)

Exhibit A: When she was six, word got out that a dead whale had washed up on Squaw Island in Hyannis Port. Bobby — who likes to study animal skulls and skeletons — ran down to the beach with a chainsaw, cut off the whale’s head, and then bungee-corded it to the roof of the family minivan for the five-hour haul back to Mount Kisco, New York.”

Kick Kennedy told the author, “Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet. We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.”

Now there is a post-it on the backend of the blog that was put up specifically because I was posting too many animal fight videos and hunting blogs that apparently only Sydney Wells is allowed to post. 

RFK Jr. has been transporting dead animals at a ridiculous rate. Now you gotta remember this guy is a self-proclaimed biologist, and he admires and studies the brutality of nature. The dead bear he left in Central Park is pretty damn ridiculous because it did not have anything to do with anything of scientific value. Dude was just playing a prank on the entire city of NY. The guy apparently dropped a bear off in the middle of Central Park because his drunk friends told him to. 

Kennedy, an animal lover and former environmental lawyer, says he was driving upstate early one morning to take a group of people falconing in the Hudson Valley when a driver in front of him fatally hit a bear cub.

“So I pulled over and I picked up the bear and put him in the back of my van, because I was gonna skin the bear,” he explains matter-of-factly. “It was in very good condition and I was gonna put the meat in my refrigerator.”

Kennedy added that it is legal in New York State to get a bear tag to take home a roadkill bear. Such a tag must be written up by a law enforcement officer.

The bear never made it back to his Westchester home, however.

Kennedy says he got waylaid by a busy day of falconry, and then had to rush back to New York City for a dinner at Peter Luger Steak House, which ran late.

“I had to go to the airport, and the bear was in my car, and I didn’t want to leave the bear in the car because that would have been bad,” Kennedy continues.

Then, as he put it, “the little bit of the redneck in me” had an idea.

Kennedy just happened to have an old bike in his car, which he said someone had asked him to get rid of. He recalled that the city “had just put in the bike lanes” after a number of serious accidents, and decided to stage the bear in Central Park as if it had been hit by a bike.

“I wasn’t drinking, of course, but people were drinking with me who thought this was a good idea,” Kennedy said. “So we went and did that and we thought it would be amusing for whoever found it, or something.”

Now this guy is just full of gags! He's taking whale heads off beached whales to take back to his house in order to take the skull out and display it somewhere in his house or many homes. 

Look all of this is just unemployed activities. He's a lawyer but he doesn't need any money, so he does charity lawyer work, and when he doesn't do this the guy is trolling around, falconry, chopping heads off animals with a chainsaw, and all sorts of stuff. The thing is he claims to be a biologist, but he has no biology degree. He is practicing biology and he hasn't even gone to school for it. It would be like me saying I am a paleontologist and just digging up bones willy-nilly and shit. That said, he's a wildcard of the highest degree. He's the type of guy we need to send to fight the crazies, our crazy vs their crazies. He's the type that you could send into a cult and he would break that shit up from the inside. 

That said, forcing your family to endure whale juice on a 5-hour car ride from Martha's Vineyard to Mt. Kisco, NY is a type of dad trauma I wouldn't wish on anyone. Whale carcasses have been known to smell absolutely terrible. We talk about RFK and More on this episode of Audiocraic.

Also Had a guy on AudioCraic recently who talked about how even whale breath coming out of their blowhole smells terrible. He was sailing across the world all by himself and had some amazing insights into the ocean, and whales!