Justin & Hailey Bieber Announce The Birth Of Their New Baby With The Most Normal Name Ever, Jack Blues Bieber

Congratulations to the happy family!! THE BIEBERS! We all know both Justin and Hailey couldn't wait to be parents, so great news all around. Even cooler? This is an awesome name. This baby was in an absolutely prime situation to be named something trendy or stupid like Macro Chip or Juniper Breeze, and we ended up with a classic Baby Jack. Say what you want about the Biebers, but they sure know how to:

- Make bangers

- Make smoothies

- Make babies with normal names 

Middle name Blues, as in...Rhythm &? Both of those things run in the family, so that makes sense to me! Man, it's crazy that Justin Bieber has a baby. I have had approximately 7 babies in my near to immediate vicinity these days and as far as I can tell, it is NOT for the faint of heart. It's crazy to think about child pop star growing up in front of you his entire life, and then suddenly taking on a responsibility as big as this one. Aging is so weird! Having kids is so crazy!! Just think - all of the babies I know are going to grow up at the same time as Baby Jack Bieber. What will the world look like? Will it be full of Wall-E people watching Baby Jack performing "Purpose" with his dad at the DNC like Pink just did with her daughter? Or will Baby Jack Bieber inherit the entire Erewhon franchise with the success of the smoothies? 

Lots to think about. Anyway, congrats Justin & Hailey!