If You're a Married OnlyFans Model Who's Been DMing Sauce Gardner, You'd Be Wise NOT to Troll Him About His Coverage Skill

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Being a cornerback with two All Pro honors in your first two seasons and a DROTY award on your resume comes with certain privileges. In the case of Sauce Gardner, who recently went public with his love of the great game of golf, one of the benefits of his success is the golf simulator he's having built in his house:

And even if, like me, you're no fan of the Jets, you can't help but be happy for the man. Golf is his passion.  The technology on these simulators is incredible. I hit a local one a few times over the winter with my brothers, and we played versions of Augusta, Sawgrass, and the Waste Management Open and not only are the visuals uncanny, the physics are exponentially better than they were when we tried one years ago. If I had Sauce Gardner money and spare cubic footage, I'd have the same thing installed in Stately Thornton Manor. Good for him. 

But not all AFC East fans share that goodwill, apparently. One Bills fan in particular chose this moment to come at Gardner. Hard: 

Yikes. Funny that Kalli Mariakis used the word "teach." Because Gardner taught her and abject lesson in what happens when you troll a man after privately trying to get him to check out your extramarital online content:

Cue the Gran Torino video:

Mrs. Mariakis must have immediately regretted that decision. Because she learned fast what several dozen quarterbacks and receivers already got wise to as he led the league with 20 passes defended as a rookie. He's the guy you shouldn't have fucked with. 

This of course presumes that Mr. Mariakis has a problem with his lovely bride sliding into another man's DMs. 

Maybe they regard it as good marketing. Perhaps watching Gardner pick off Josh Allen in the Jets 20-17 upset win in 2022 was arousing somehow, so she reached out to him. Based on her reply back, this sounds like a thing they share. 

Every couple is different. Who are we to judge? 

What counts is that everyone coming at Sauce better learn quick he doesn't play any nicer with strangers dragging him on the internet than he ever did with Stefon Diggs or Tyreek Hill or anybody else who tries to get the best of him. I'd also advise against getting on his bad side on the golf course. Sauce Gardner shows no mercy.