Pure Weenie Orlando Arcia Hits Home Run And STARES Down Bryce Harper...During The 4th Inning Of A Regular Season Braves Loss

ATTA-BOY ARCIA!!!

Lol. Lol to the max. The 7th hitter for the 11th ranked offense in the NL (only 15 teams, FYI) really thought he took Bryce Harper's soul after hitting a homerun during the 4th inning of a regular season game in August. And, just like last playoffs, Arcia did some stupid, beyond unnecessary shit to wake up the Phillies. Remember when The Fightins lost Game 2 of the '23 NLDS and Orlando Arcia, who batted 8th and went hitless during the game, started cockily chirping Bryce from the clubhouse? 

Annnndddd in Game 3 the MV3 promptly went yard. Twice. And took Arcia's soul along with all the Bravo's playoff hopes. 

It's actually too perfect. The Phillies (and Bryce specifically) needed a spark and who better than this wanker Orlando Arcia to give them unexpected bulletin board material in the most corny, copycat way possible. And yes, Arcia is a pure weenie. Watch this video of him reacting to Philly fans while the historic Braves were collapsing in the playoffs at the Bank (again) and come up with a better description. A boiled Oscar Meyer, indeed.

Series ends tonight and Oscar Arcia apparently didn't learn last year that you never, EVER poke the MV3. Bryce Harper is currently +425 on the Draftkings Sportsbook to go yam, responsibly. Go Phils.