Politician Tossed to The Ground, Blood Everywhere, a Full-Blown Rumble Broke Out in Turkish Parliament Today

Maybe America should try this. I feel like there's a lot of tension in congress right now. There's a big election coming up. The political temperature in this country seems about as high as ever. Maybe instead of everyone hurling insults over Twitter through burner accounts and trying to come up with the wittiest memes that will surely put the other side in their place. Or political candidates taking lame shots at each other in interviews. Maybe we just get all of our country's most powerful politicians into a room and watch it devolve into a bloody fist fight. We can sell tickets. Put it on PPV. Maybe it would help release some tension. 

Ok that's probably not the answer. Although if this exact thing did happen in America sometime next week, I don't think it'd be overly surprising. It wouldn't be the craziest thing that's happened this summer. 

The Turks are slowly climbing my ranks of people I do not want to fuck with. Considering the only two things I've seen come out of Turkey recently are this bloody parliament fight, and that Yusef Dikec Olympic pistol shooter who went viral for refusing to use any safety gear.

Honestly I'd be surprised if the man at the podium hasn't already contracted Yusef to take a hit out on the man who tossed him.

NECATI SAVAS. Shutterstock Images.

NECATI SAVAS. Shutterstock Images.

I certainly won't be picking fight with any Turks any time soon. Unless of course it's one of those Turkish ice cream jerks. Fuck those guys. They've got it coming.