'I'm Dead Ass Serious' - Dr. Dre Plans To Qualify For The 2028 Olympics In Archery, Can't Think Of A Better Olympian In Los Angeles

Oh hell yeah. I never knew how much I needed Dr. Dre in the Olympics for archery. An outlandish statement, that has taken over every part of my brain. Archery is one of those weird Olympic sports. We never think of it, hell most of us barely watch it when it's in the Olympics. But you put Dr. Dre out there? Buddy, I'm in. If that Turkish dude can go viral for looking like a stone cold killer in the shooting contest, give me Dre in LA in archery. It's almost too perfect. 

I don't care if it's a publicity stunt or being dead ass serious. I'm going to be interested in if Dr. Dre can qualify for the Olympics. We saw Snoop Dogg turn into America's Olympic grandpa this month, now we get Olympian Dr. Dre in Los Angeles. It's the only natural progression. If Snoop can do that, rappers turn into actors, why can't Dre being an Olympian in archery? I'd say one-up it if he qualifies and let him do the opening ceremony. Probably be the first Olympian to deliver a concert and compete in the same Olympics and quite frankly that's what America is all about. Being the best in real sports and fake sports. 

We all know the Olympics are ridiculous. I mean we had fucking breakdancing, that's not a sport. We have the most random, fake sports where people are competing for gold medals and everything else that comes along with it. It's only right for LA to make it as ridiculous as it gets. US smoking every country in flag football because we send NFL players. Dr. Dre in archery. Give me a couple other celebrities in fake events. Everyone talks about putting a normal person in the Olympics to see how good these guys are, well, we're about to get it.