The Smell Of A Leader And A Star - Will Levis Now Has His Own Mayonnaise Cologne For Sale (BONUS: Ranking The Best Food Colognes)

This right here is why you don't ever stop a successful bit. Can you run it into the ground? Absolutely. But the fact Will Levis once put mayo in his coffee has led to a sponsorship deal. That's a major goal when you're a professional athlete (or college with NIL now). You want some extra money, you become the face of something. For some it could be a luxury car, a Brick watch, something fancy like that. For Will Levis it's mayo. 

That's how you end up with cologne that smells like mayo, lemon and coffee for $8. You don't think Titans fans are going to eat this shit up if he looks good to start the year? It's the easiest thing to sell. No one freaks out over $8 and football fans are lunatics. You finally get a quarterback who looks like can be a franchise type guy and there's a sense of relief. That's all people want in the NFL. Everyone knows you need a decent quarterback to be successful and have a chance at the Super Bowl. Otherwise you're in hell and stuck looking at draft boards come week 6. No one wants to do that. It sucks, trust me, someone who has to watch Daniel Jones, Tommy DeVito and Drew Lock. 

This is genius marketing too. It sticks out and now I'm curious just to see what the hell this thing smells like. It's $8 and I'm tempted to buy it. It wouldn't be my first choice of food based cologne. 

QUICK RANKING BREAK

5. Movie theater popcorn (extra butter) 

4. Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream

3. Pepperoni pizza, preferably while driving in a car

2. Chicken and waffles - fully loaded with hot sauce, butter and syrup

1. Chicken parm in a vodka sauce

This is how you do marketing though. Make a spoof on the classic cologne commercials, throw in some mayo and coffee with a starting NFL quarterback and sell it for his jersey number. Can't wait for him to sell this during an interview after a win. Will Levis has officially made it as a pro quarterback.