Flavor Flav Tells The IOC To Shove Its Decision Up Their Ass - Makes A Bronze Clock Necklace For Jordan Chiles After They Tried To Strip Her Of Her Medal

Jerry broke down the whole ruling in incredible detail yesterday. You can click that link I put to start the blog right there if you want to read that. My breakdown is simple. Fuck the IOC. It's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen before and I kinda love that the US is saying we don't accept anything and now we're going to make hell over a bronze medal. Mostly because I'm very, very anti-ref. They don't suffer punishment for screwing up on the biggest stage, instead trying to strip Jordan Chiles of a bronze medal. Then the IOC steps in and tries to punish her even more. 

Luckily we have a sports guardian angel on our side. Someone who will see something go wrong and step in. Someone who who is bleeding red, white and blue at the olympics. Of course I'm talking about Flavor Flav. 

Steps in and offers Jordan Chiles something better than a rusting IOC bronze medal. 

And it took him no time to whip something together 

Hell yes, that's America right there. You want to try and screw us over? We're making a bronze clock and rubbing it right in your face. I need Jordan Chiles to accept this, we just keep calling her the bronze medal winner (like NCAA sanctions, nobody forgets the pictures and games) and we shove it up the IOC's ass. Maybe shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and shove it up the IOC's ass. Probably how we should help light the torch in LA in 2028. 

In fact, I think it should only be bigger in size come 2028 to remind the IOC that we're going to do what we want. I need something like Wayne Selden's uncle 

Like Jerry said, it's war with the IOC now. You don't come after us because you screwed up. We're not giving anything back. You screwed up, you deal with it.