This Devil Named Curry - McDonald's France Is Considering Getting Rid Of Its Curry Sauce Because Steph Ripped The Country's Heart Out

I know this is in jest, but this is also a declaration of war. One thing you don't mess with is people's condiments, especially when it comes to McDonald's. You wanna get into a heated argument just have a stance on Sweet n Sour or if you're a BBQ person. Everyone in the world knows the McDonald's sauces and everyone has a favorite. We all ate at McDonald's at some point in our life, probably on a regular basis. Welcome to America! Speaking of which, I can't think of anything more American than Steph Curry ripping France's heart out and calling him the devil: 

First off, this instantly becomes one of the best nicknames in all of sports. When you have another country calling you the devil because you put on a show that the world is talking about? Top of the list. Second, we only have one response if this happens. Freedom Fries are back. No more French Fries, Freedom Fries only. You wanna take away curry sauce, we take away French Fries (without actually taking them away). Those are the rules and we must live by this. 

I know it's been talked about a lot, but that last three by Steph over a double team made me laugh out loud. Just one of those when you're in the zone and see how ridiculous of a heat check you can fire up but everyone knows it's Steph so it's going in. In fact, Bam summed it all up perfectly: 

Pretty nice to finally have that guy on your team. When you got McDonald's flustered, it just shows why America is the greatest basketball country in the world. We have Steph, you don't. Enjoy the ketchup, losers.